To the editor:
Now that someone knows who it was who stole my identity and used it to make a claim that I tried to burn my house down and that I wrecked by Buick, and thereby increased my insurance and caused a complete disaster that affected my family of beneficiaries, I can say that those beneficiaries all have been given money enough to own my house and everything in it when I die.
There are more than three banks in Ohio alone using resources adverse and unfavorable to me to admit me to the Sidney Senior Center and more than one old folks’ home.
I conclude with respect for my lawyer. Amen.